PART 3: WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT

I don’t know how someone can write this much and not say anything. And hurry! This offer only lasts until his subscription runs out, which by the way is…….today!

We have a captain and a major- yeah right! I’m a little disappointed that they left out damsel and queen, though I am still trustworthy and honest. I think they grabbed a romance novel and and looked for adjectives. I have not changed spelling , punctuation  or the use of multiple adjectives.  And really, I think the copying and pasting is getting out of control. 

Here we go again.

1. How are you? I found your profile interesting. So, I thought I would e-mail you.(lol) How have you been making out with this whole on line dating thing.Am NXXX Parker presently in Afghanistan for peace keeping… Have you met anyone yet? I would like to meet that person who is genuine, lovable, has a sense of humor, will tolerate my oddities and is spontaneous. She should not be afraid of holding hands and showing love when it is appropriate and should be able to be spontaneous and get me out of my shell. if you care and you know you could be the right woman for me, email me on my regular address at majornXXXXXparkass101@Y..a..h..o..o..c..o..m ) and tell me more about yourself, I repeat ( majornXXXXXparkass101@Y..a..h..o..o..c..o..m ) make sure you remove the dot(..) after each letter before sending message to me on that address. Please write to me there and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Hope you have an amazing day.

2. Hello Beautiful,

Your profile is marvelous you look so Beautiful?How are u doing today and your family?My name is Timothy XXXXXXX and just came across your profile and i like everything you said on there. I am a very passionate and reliable man who is searching for true love,honesty and reliable woman,I’m Self employed…I am balanced, calm, reasonable and caring person. I’m polite and I like people who can communicate in the same way. am sure that personal happiness depends on our deeds and choices. I always valued honesty, punctuality and reliability..Am right here searching so a soul-mate but i wanna start being a friend at first. Distance and age is not a problem to me, i can travel or live anywhere just to be with the right woman.i will be glad if we can communicate at my personal business email which is (timothyXXXXXX@aol.com) ..if you are interested to know

If you can make me laugh and get my sense of humor well certainly get along!A woman who has drive and direction in their life is very attractive and I will embrace who you are. At the end of the day if you think about it we all want the same thing which is companionship and the feeling that were important and loved in someone else eyes. So if there is any interest let me know and no disrespect if there isn’t…We never know who were gonna meet! Before i forget,my subscription ends today and if you want us to continue and exchange more pictures of ourselves,i would prefer you send me a text message on 301 XXX 7XX5 How are you doing at the moment ? I hope that you had a very pleasant night rest..? Its my utmost pleasure getting to write you on here and its going to be a sin for me not getting to appreciate the true beauty that God invested on you.. I would really want us to be friends though i know that we are having a little distance but i would want you to know that distance doesn’t matter in a relationship, What really matters is the feelings that we gonna get for each other and true love lays within the heart.. I would want us to be able to keep the communication going so that we can see if we are both compatible with each other.. So tell me about yourself if you don’t mind me asking ? You can feel free to drop me your address so that i can send you some couple of my pictures and you can also get to write me on captainXXXXsmith201 at (y) . (com)… I will be looking forward reading from you.. Do have a blessed day out there ..

Its my utmost pleasure getting to write you on here and its going to be a sin for me not to acknowledge the true beauty that God invested in you.. I would really want us to be friends so that we can get to know each other more better and then get to see where its going to lead us towards.. I am here looking for that woman that we are going to start something from being friends at first and then getting to see if we are compatible.. I don’t think that the age differences and the distance is going to be something to bother about.. What really matters is what we feel for each other and i would want to let you know that love builds bridges when there is none and i would want us to be able to take that step in getting to know each other and then get to see what happens next.. You can feel free to write me on captainXXXXXsmith201 at (y) . (com) and let’s just get to know each other more better… I will be looking forward reading from you, Do have a nice day and stay blessed

How are you doing at the moment ? I hope that you had a very pleasant night rest..? Its my utmost pleasure getting to write you on here and its going to be a sin for me not getting to appreciate the true beauty that God invested on you.. I would really want us to be friends though i know that we are having a little distance but i would want you to know that distance doesn’t matter in a relationship, What really matters is the feelings that we gonna get for each other and true love lays within the heart.. I would want us to be able to keep the communication going so that we can see if we are both compatible with each other.. So tell me about yourself if you don’t mind me asking ? You can feel free to drop me your address so that i can send you some couple of my pictures and you can also get to write me on captainXXXXsmith201 at (y) . (com)… I will be looking forward reading from you.. Do have a blessed day out there ..

3.  Hello,

Thought I would give this a last try and see what happens. I’m interested in you and i want to see if we can connect. I normally can tell right away if I click with someone. Similarities and differences are both great but I like a woman to be a woman and allow me to be the man.I like looking nice and hopefully you can alternatively email me rXXXXs@yahoo.com

Hope to hear from you soon.

4. Hello there?

Good morning .Am glad and happy to meet all you and How are you doing today? Im david new on here,just found you very interesting after reading your profile now with keen interest and Just thought I could drop you this quick line by introducing my self well to you and would love the chance to get to know you more from here? I much confess to you, I really enjoyed reading your profile and you sounds like we both looking for the same thing in common.I am very kind happy person with my life right now but know there is a piece missing, maybe that piece is what I would like to call a partner.I have experienced the ups and downs of living and will not compromise on what I am looking for. One more thing,I appreciate a good sense of humor. Go ahead–“make me laugh”! Hope you do care for quick chat from here? I will very much like if you could get intoudh with me at.davidXXXX98@yahoocom////.. A strong, handsome, Jesus loving, caring, ambitious, kind, adventurous, creative man who loves children, the outdoors and has an amazing sense of humor. 1 Samuel 16:18.Thank you and wish you a Wonderful day ahead!!

Hugs!

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