Monthly Archives: January 2014

Does This Add Up?

 For the record, I hate math. It is not my friend. But as I have said many times, whatever works for you. And if I had the skills, I may have tried this too.  I always wondered why I needed to learn so much math, and, I can honestly say, I didn’t.  Here is a good example of what one can use it for. I use it for tipping on a restaurant check. That is the extent of my math abilities,  and I am not ashamed to admit that. Now, if someone wants to do the math for me and tell me what is out there,  go for it. Otherwise, I will use the old fashioned method of online dating. But, the fact that this worked is pretty impressive.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/genius-okcupid-hack-led-true-love-212911321–abc-news-topstories.html?vp=1

A Kiss a Day

I am always looking for ways to improve my health. I exercise and I watch what I eat .  I love it when I read about something that can benefit me, keep me healthy, doesn’t involve pain, and I don’t have to give up chocolate and alcohol!

Never knew kissing was so good for me. Need to incorporate that into my daily routine. Only watching out for my teeth and blood pressure.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/14/health/upwave-kissing/

PART 2 : WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT

Let’s see, angles with one wing. Poetic or would that be poetic BS?  Praiseworthy and trustworthy?  Not sure I like one of these as my title. Doesn’t have the pizazz that Queen or Damsel does. And watch out for that pesky son who is changing his fathers profile on these sites! And why does one need to know if I am good with my hands? Is it any wonder I am still searching?

 

And it continues:

 

1. Hello Dear

I am new to this online thing so please bear with me. I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know that I am interested in getting to know more about you after reading your profile. Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly… I Hope to find my angel whom i can fly with forever.I guarantee that I am a nice Man and know how to treat a woman.I have a good sense of humor.my son got me on here and mess up with my profile, i do believe age and distance is not a barrier in relationship,i will like to know more about you and i will be glad if you can write me to my email ( xxxxx232@gmail.com or xxxxx232 at gmail dot com ) so i can send you some more pics and more about me overthere and you can also send me your email

 

2. Hello Pretty lady how are you doing today and how is your evening going ? Am intrigued to meet an interesting profile like yours. I enjoy knowing more so taking a task to write you this note. Well i have read your profile and sounds satisfactory to me.Anyway how long have you been on the site.Are you communicating with other matches.I would be glad if we can take a try in learning each other. I don’t visit the site often and would love to communicate Via mail.Are you comfortable sharing your personal email with me or send me an email on xxxxx123443@yahoo.com or you can text me on (xxx) 8xx-xxxx and i will get back to you as soon as possible.That’s okay now.speak soon.

 

3. Hello Praiseworthy,

I’m Manuel, an honest,affectionate, easy going, open minded, financially secure, above average man. I like the simpler things in life like slow dancing, and reading, as well as long walks/drives, or just spending quality time with that special someone.  I love jazz and contemporary music. My ideal woman knows what she wants in life, someone who hasn’t lost the dream. Are you fun and have a good sense of humor? Are you adventurous, available, and good with your hands? Write to me (wink is fine) and let’s chat to meet for a cup of coffee.

E-MAIL: XXXXX@Gmail.com

MESSENGER? XXXXX@yahoo.com

SMS/CALL: 435 XXX XXXX.

Please note that if you’re intentions are the “casual/no commitment” or “nothing serious,” please save the time of not writing me. I’m not interested in a fling, I long to find something sentimental, meaningful, and long lasting.

 

4. Hi Trustworthy,

Wow awesome profile, stopped me in my tracks.

 

5. Hello charming angel How are you doing today hope fine?

Well i was practically in search of woman to love and share my whole life with when i ran into your profile You look so lovely,charming and irresistible and i would love to know you more and better please , I want to be your best friend and something more… Am searching for a woman to love and grow old with can you be that special woman of my dream ? Please tell me more about your self and something about your kind of man .

 

6. It’s very lovely to come across your glamorous profile of yours this splendid day and i hope all is well with you? I have been enchanted by your interesting profile of yours and i want to use this opportunity to express my self for you and to know much more about each other.I guess the best way to describe myself is that I’m a nice man who is considerate and respectful other people’s feelings. I am compassionate,honest,loyal,trustworthy,faithful, a great listener,a christian I think this all for now and i will be very grateful if you can we can exchange emails which is XXXXX53@ymail.com o r text me on (XXX) 9XX-8XXX. If anything you can please check on my profile and get back to me, Have a wonderful day and stay bless.Hope to hear from you soon.

 

7. Wow, is my great pleasure to write you after viewing your profile. We do not know each other well but I will really like to have you as a friend if that is better for you of which l strongly believed that close friends can lead to marriage and ever relationship, i will make you smile 3 times a day.You can write me on my email address.

 

8. Hello How are you doing? I went through your profile and have found it very fascinating. So special! Your personality, your interests, your looks. We will get along really well i think. I will love to chat you and get to know you more better email me on XXXXX@yahoo.com ….Hope to read from you soon

 

The Dating World

I am guessing this is for women who have never been married and divorced.  On the dating sites, many are divorced, have baggage, and not all have learned from their mistakes. And I am referring to both men and women. But I find this article interesting on their outlook and reasoning, for those just venturing out into the cruel world of dating.

http://www.yourtango.com/2014204173/love-dating-boyfriend-material-reasons-you-need-date-divorced-guy

PART 1- WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT?

Below are messages I have received on various dating sites. This is the first installment since the list continues to grow. Each from a different man, though apparently they all have the same manual with limited lines. Rest easy knowing I did not respond to these, because no one could take them seriously. Though, I have considered making sure people now call me Queen or Damsel.

And it begins:

1. Good evening to you, Damsel. How was your day? Reading your profile for the first time on OKcupid so much made my day and sparkles my interest in you a lot.

You seems incredibly special to me and i will really like to get to know you better.

Anyway, Can i write you to your personal email inbox telling you more about myself?

Best wishes,

GXXXX

2. If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder, hold you close to me and answer with a smile, “Like this.You are very nice looking woman and i will like to know more about you..I hope to hear from you soon.You can txt me on 1 (XXX) XXX-XXXX or XXXX…@yahoo.com .I will send you my pictures if you want to see them..

3. Hello, my charming angel , ma james and i really admire your beauty a lot and with that am hoping to get to know you more, since i just join this very site, hoping to hear from you again , thanks

4. subject: A note from DXXXX

You are beautiful and I would to know more of you…I’m new on here and Looking to make new friends and find that one man woman who will love me for who I am,You can mail me or text me your number and let have a chat XXXXX@yahoo.com….XXX-XXX-XXXX

5. You are beautiful and I would to know more of you…I’m new on here and Looking to make new friends and find that one man woman who will love me for who I’m….XXXXXX@yahoo.com….xxx-xxx-xxxx

6. Hey Queen

What can i say now than WOW…… What a beautiful woman with a beautiful profile. i don’t think i remember how to introduce myself to a queen like you. I think i must start by saying Hi, I am XXXXX. i am new to this site but luckily i came across your profile and damn…. it made my heart skipped, i just have to click on the message button and say Hey Queen, you are the most beautiful lady i have ever seen.

Would you mind sending me an email to my personal email cos i don’t come here often so just email me directly to my personal email address… XXXX@Yahoo.Com

I can’t wait to hear from you.

7. Hi Pretty,

How are you today? I truly like your prospect of values and character. I’m looking for my soul mate, my one true love, A lady who is honest and sincere. Someone who is seeking for a true and a serious relationship. Life can get too complicated, Make good decisions. When you find someone special don’t screw it up, you may not get a second chance. Time passes so quickly and you never know what God has in store for you tomorrow. Cherish each day and person in your life as it would be the last day or last time you see them. Love have no place on earth – it’s just two people that can decide where earth and love is,I would be so happy if we can communicate and get to know each other better and see where our lives could take us .I appreciate every minutes that I spent going through your profile. xxxx